The Romans were onto something.
Christians and Bears
Bamnatio ad Bestias
Category: Picture
God is my co-pilot.
god is my co-pilot
Which one?
In America, only one of these images is perceived to be ‘vulgar’ and should be hidden from children. Guess which one?
Colbert on what Jesus said about homosexuality
I would like to read to you what the Jesus said about homosexuality…
I’d like to, but he never said anything about it.
Stephen Colbert
Brother Richard
Hell is the original terroristic threat. Brother Richard
The Creation of Nostrils
Neil deGrasse Tyson
When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves. Neil deGrasse Tyson
Freddie Mercury
Freddie Mercury! God hates fags? It can’t be Heaven without Freddie.
If god made humans from dust…
If god made humans from dust.
Then why is there still dust?
This is not my strawman argument, they actually believe this stuff.
King Jesus returns! May 21, 2011.
Christianity
Making fun of born-again Christinas is like hinting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
PJ O’Rourke
Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Why was there then only one set of footprints?
When asked, Why was there then only one set of footprints?
Jesus replied, The sand people ride single file to conceal their numbers.
Splitter!
BRIAN: Are you the Judean People’s Front?
REG: Fuck off!
BRIAN: What?
REG: Judean People’s Front. We’re the People’s Front of Judea! Judean People’s Front. Cawk.
FRANCIS: Wankers.
BRIAN: Can I… join your group?
REG: No. Piss off.
BRIAN: I didn’t want to sell this stuff. It’s only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.
PEOPLE’S FRONT OF JUDEA: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.
REG: Stumm.
JUDITH: Are you sure?
BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.
REG: Listen. If you wanted to join the P.F.J., you’d have to really hate the Romans.
BRIAN: I do!
REG: Oh, yeah? How much?
BRIAN: A lot!
REG: Right. You’re in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People’s Front.
P.F.J.: Yeah…
JUDITH: Splitters.
P.F.J.: Splitters…
FRANCIS: And the Judean Popular People’s Front.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters…
LORETTA: And the People’s Front of Judea.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters…
REG: What?
LORETTA: The People’s Front of Judea. Splitters.
REG: We’re the People’s Front of Judea!
LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.
REG: People’s Front! C-huh.
FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?
REG: He’s over there.
P.F.J.: Splitter!
Prayer…
Prayer: The idea that God’s plans are so unimportant that he will change them if you ask him to.
God escapes from “Creation of Adam”
God takes a few days off from “Creation of Adam”.
William Peter Blatty’s warning to parents.
You are what you read…
Codex Gigas Devil
Look at this. This is the devil that religious people are frightened of. Imagine how frightened they are of the Cookie Monster. Image from the Codex Gigas.
Eeeep!