Neil deGrasse Tyson

To Build A Home :
There is a house built out of stone
Wooden floors, walls and window sills…
Tables and chairs worn by all of the dust…
This is a place where I don’t feel alone
This is a place where I feel at home…

Cause, I built a home
for you
for me

Until it disappeared
from me
from you

And now, it’s time to leave and turn to dust…

Out in the garden where we planted the seeds
There is a tree as old as me
Branches were sewn by the color of green
Ground had arose and passed it’s knees

By the cracks of the skin I climbed to the top
I climbed the tree to see the world
When the gusts came around to blow me down
I held on as tightly as you held onto me
I held on as tightly as you held onto me……

Cause, I built a home
for you
for me

Until it disappeared
from me
from you

And now, it’s time to leave and turn to dust……..

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Welcome to Hell – Rowan Atkinson

Ah, hello.. it’s nice to see you all here.. Now, as the more perceptive of you’d probably realised by now, this is hell.. and I am the devil, good evening.. ah, but you can call me Toby if you’d like, we try to keep things informal here, as well as infernal.. that’s just a little joke of mine, I tell it every time.. Now!. you’re all here, for… eternity. Ooh!.. which I hardly need to tell you, it’s a heck of a long time. Umm, you’ll all get to know each other pretty well by the end, but for now, am I going to have to split you up into groups.. will you stop screaming!?.. thank you.. Now, murderers.. murderers, over here please.. thank you.. looters and pillagers over here.. thieves if you could join them and lawyers you’re in that lot. Uh, fornicators if you could step forward.. my God, there are a lot of you.. uh, can I split you up into adulterers and the rest.. male adulterers if you could just form a line in front of that small guillotine in the corner there.. thank you. Uhh, the French, are you here?.. if you’d just like to come down here with the Germans.. I’m sure you’ll have plenty to talk about. Okay, umm, atheists.. atheists?.. over here please, you must be feeling a right bunch of nitwits?.. looks so.. never mind. And finally Christians, Christians?.. ah yes, I’m sorry, I’m afraid the Jews were right. If you could come down here, that would be really kind. Thank you. Okay, right. Well, are there any questions? Yes? No, I’m afraid we don’t have any toilets. Um, if you read your bible, you might have seen that it was Damnation without relief, so if you didn’t go before you came, then I’m afraid that you’re not going to enjoy yourself very much, but then I believe that’s the idea. Okay, well it’s over to you, Adolf and I’ll catch you all later at the barbeque.. bye!