Fake moral outrage from conservative, anti-charity reporter.

“Let the little children* come to me and do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of heaven.”

*ID required.

undercover handout jesus

The Mail “article”:
No ID, no checks… and vouchers for sob stories: The truth behind those shock food bank claims

Huffington Post:
Mail On Sunday Food Banks ‘Scroungers’ Article Prompts Twitter Outrage

Twitter: “foodbank”

Dumb Fundies

Fundamentalist Christians want America to be a country that has:
. Deep reverence for God
. A faith based government
. Extremely strict limitations on abortion
. marriage strictly defined as man and woman
. homosexuality illegal and punishable
. all schools focused on religious education
. a culture that enforces preconceived roles for men, women and children

Such countries already exist. Iran, for example.

Maher

When you elect Mitt, you’re not just electing him; you’re electing every right-wing nut he’s pandered to in the last 10 years. If the Mittmobile does roll into Washington, it’ll be towing behind it the whole anti-intellectual, anti-science freak show: the abstinence obsessives, the flat-earthers, homeschoolers, the holy warriors, the anti-women social Neanderthals, the closeted homosexuals, and every end-timer who sees the Virgin Mary in the grass over the septic tank.” Bill Maher. Real Time with Bill Maher. October 26, 2012

Republicans for Rape:They actually believe this shit!

I’m as pro-life as a person gets. You’re not going to have a truce.” Paul Ryan
(On why abortion should be banned even in the case of rape, incest or endangering a woman’s health. When asked about jailing women for having an abortion he said. “If it’s illegal, it’s illegal.”

“Rape is kinda like the weather. If it’s inevitable, relax and enjoy it.” Clayton Williams 1990 candidate for Texas governor.

“Concern for rape victims is a red herring because conceptions from rape occur with approximately the same frequency as snowfall in Miami.”
Federal Judge James Holms, a bush appointee

“The facts show that people who are raped – who are truly raped – the juices don’t flow, the body functions don’t work and they don’t get pregnant.”
Republican Rep. Stephen Friend

“I would hope that when a woman goes into a physician with a rape issue, that physician will indeed ask her about perhaps her marriage, was this pregnancy caused by normal relations in a marriage or was it truly caused by a rape?”
Republican Sen. Chuck Winder

“First or all, from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy from rape] is really rare… if it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.”
Republic Rep. Todd Akin

Conservative “thought”.

E=mc² is Einstein’s famous formula which asserts that the energy (E) which makes up the matter in any body is equal to the square of the speed of light (c²) times the mass (m) of that body.[1] It is a meaningless, almost nonsensical, statement that purports to relate all matter to light. In fact, no theory has successfully unified the laws governing mass (i.e., gravity) with the laws governing light (i.e., electromagnetism), and numerous attempts to derive E=mc² in general from first principles have failed. Political pressure, however, has since made it impossible for anyone pursuing an academic career in science to even question the validity of this nonsensical equation. Simply put, E=mc² is liberal claptrap.

The Conservapedia, they really are fucking stupid.