Hinn

I am anointed through the god of miracles, through whom nothing is impossible. Be healed.
So, then why are you in a ‘Vegas stadium instead of travelling from hospital to hospital?

Clear a whole hospital ward and the hospital would give you thousands of dollars.  With that you could feed the poor.  That’d be a little more like what the Jesus character in that book you’re always banging on about would do.

Maybe he’s like The Greatest American Hero, maybe he lost his instruction book after he was anointed… maybe?

Their term ‘evolutionist’..

There is not such thing as an ‘evolutionist’.
There are those who understand evolution, and those who do not.

Technology exists.
Some people understand it, some people don’t.
Imagine if the people who didn’t understand technology called everyone else ‘technologists’ and said that the real reason we can communicate using radio waves is because God created cell phones 6 years ago using magical powers.
That is how stupid you sound.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they took up believing this crap too.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

People cited violation of the First Amendment when a New Jersey schoolteacher asserted that evolution and the Big Bang are not scientific and that Noah’s ark carried dinosaurs. This case is not about the need to separate church and state; it’s about he need to separate ignorant, scientifically illiterate people from the ranks of teachers.

CREaTIoNism

Can You Be Raped by the Devil?

“Can demons engage in sexual activity with humans?

“As bizarre as it sounds, those who minister to people in occult bondage say it’s more common than you think.

“For nearly two decades, Contessa Adams felt as though she had no power against the demonic violators of her body. She felt trapped in secrecy and shame and knew that the demons tormenting her wanted things to stay that way.

“But God had another agenda for Adams when she found Christ in 1979. The former stripper has a ministry through which she exposes one of Satan’s darkest secrets—sexual demons.”

Read on:

The actually believe this shit.  Just because it’s in art and movies, doesn’t mean it’s real.  Like unicorns and Eskimos.

Stevie the Fox!

Judgment day is 40 days away! The video was posted on October 3rd that should be November 12th, right?

Judgment day is 40 days away! The video was posted on October 3rd that should be November 12th, right?
Will you just delete the video and bump the date out a bit further when your prediction fails?

What would happen if god stopped the earth so that Lord Stevie Christ’s prophesy could come true?

Indonesia is in that shadow so it looks like 240 million Muslims will survive too.  How will they like life under Lord Stevie?

If the rest of the world is burnt up by the Sun (that’s in the middle of our Egg-Earth so let’s call it the Solar Yoke) wont we all be asphyxiated by the smoke. What will happen to the ocean? If the non-penumbra-protected is being burnt away wouldn’t the penumbra-protected oceans flow into that area?  Wait! What am I thinking?! That’s the way things happen in this logical world, not Stevie’s Wonder Egg-Earth.

Warning, images in Thunderf00t’s video portray the heliocentric model of our solar system. The heliocentric model may offend Stevie the Fox’s cult followers. They prefer to live in on the inner surface of their Egg-Earth.

 

*Edited a couple of times. It’s hard to spell properly and laugh at the same time.