Seven Godly Sins

If God destroys people for not obeying him, it is wrath.
If God punishes people for believing in a different god, it is envy.
If God lets tragedies and disasters happen of which he could have prevented, it is sloth.
If God allows anyone to hunger unnecessarily while he has enough for himself, it is gluttony.
If God expects his followers to dedicate their lives to worshiping and praying to him, it is pride.
If God insists his followers pay tithes and offering for his approvals, it is greed.
If God intends on being party to every marriage, it is lust.

I’d have said that the whole shagging Mary thing was lust…