Their term ‘evolutionist’..

There is not such thing as an ‘evolutionist’.
There are those who understand evolution, and those who do not.

Technology exists.
Some people understand it, some people don’t.
Imagine if the people who didn’t understand technology called everyone else ‘technologists’ and said that the real reason we can communicate using radio waves is because God created cell phones 6 years ago using magical powers.
That is how stupid you sound.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they took up believing this crap too.

Joseph Smith

We will establish our religion by the sword. We will trample down our enemies and make it one gore of blood from the Rocky Mountains to the Atlantic Ocean. I will be to this generation a second Mohamed whose motto is treating for peace was ‘The Qur’an or the the sword’. So it shall be with us.

Joseph Smith October 14, 1838.

Conservative “thought”.

E=mc² is Einstein’s famous formula which asserts that the energy (E) which makes up the matter in any body is equal to the square of the speed of light (c²) times the mass (m) of that body.[1] It is a meaningless, almost nonsensical, statement that purports to relate all matter to light. In fact, no theory has successfully unified the laws governing mass (i.e., gravity) with the laws governing light (i.e., electromagnetism), and numerous attempts to derive E=mc² in general from first principles have failed. Political pressure, however, has since made it impossible for anyone pursuing an academic career in science to even question the validity of this nonsensical equation. Simply put, E=mc² is liberal claptrap.

The Conservapedia, they really are fucking stupid.

Build up those strawmen, trashevolution

From the hilarious site: trashevolution.com

Teenagers of America,

it seems only natural that living in a free and bountiful America gives most young people reason to hope for a good life.

So, I ask you, why in the world would you study a subject that—

triples the possibility that you—or one of your teenage friends—will commit suicide?

encourages you to become a homosexual?

traps you in its “special” con game?

harms your abilities in good thinking? 

teaches you to be superstitious?

teaches you to believe that cartoons are representations of real life?

Well, Mr. or Miss Teenager of America, what subject could you possibly study that likely will put one or more of the above crimps into your life?

Please read on and learn!

 

What is the best way to stop your child becoming an atheist?

What is the best way to stop your child becoming an athiest[sic]? I don’t want any of my children to be punished by God.

Do not educate them, or expose them to critical thinking, logic or science.

Lie to them constantly about how the world works. Feed them a steady diet of mumbo jumbo dressed up like real knowledge – the jumbo jet in the whirlwind for example – and pretend that it is deep wisdom.

Make them loathe their own natural bodies and functions. Convince them they are small and weak and worthless and need redemption. Tell them everything enjoyable is grievously wrong to even think about, and that their only fun should be in grovelling to an invisible friend.

Ensure that they resent anyone who is not like them in every way – skin color, nationality, political opinion but especially creed. Make such people out to be evil and vile and give them – impotent minorities all – the fictional power to somehow oppress and persecute the vast majority who do think like you.

Teach them to laugh at and dismiss out of hand any faith but their own. Early – early mind you – make sure they are taught the difference between superstitious deadly error – that one raving lunatic in the desert told the truth about a vicious god who killed people, and divine eternal truth – that another raving lunatic in the desert told the truth about a vicious god who killed people.

Instruct them with all severity and import to never question for themselves – to never think for themselves – to never live for themselves – but to seek answers only in one – just one – particular set of semi-literate bronze age folk tales.

Above all – and this cannot be overemphasized – make sure they cannot spell, use correct grammar, or understand basic English words.

That should do the trick.

In the end the easiest solution would be to go get a god who is less of a cock. They’re all much the same, particularly in the alarming lack of existence area.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t even have to make fun of theists..

At a Lincoln Nebraska City Council hearing this week to review a proposed LGBT protection ordinance, resident Jane Skrovota delivered a rambling, incoherent anti-gay rant that, for all its obvious bigotry, was mostly just plain weird. It’s amazing how much detail these ‘pure’ people of God go into so much raunchy detail of homosexuality and sex in general.

They humiliate (that’s not the same as humility) themselves every time they open their mouths.

Public opinion is the only difference.

Religions and Cults: A Comparison.
Religions – Mainstream acceptance
Both:
Practice rites, rituals and ceremonies
Dogmatic adherence to myths
Supernatural or deistic beliefs
Veneration of sacred symbols
System of moral laws or doctrines
Sacred ideology
Reverence to spiritual leaders
Cults – Mainstream repudiation.

Hypocrisy of the insane “moral majority” shines through.

Gibbs became pregnant aged 15, but lost the baby in December 2006 in a stillbirth when she was 36 weeks into the pregnancy. When prosecutors discovered that she had a cocaine habit – though there is not evidence that drug abuse had anything to do with the baby’s death – they charged her with the “depraved-heart murder” of her child, which carries a mandatory life sentence.

An Oregon City couple who treated their infant daughter with faith healing rather than take her to the doctor wee sentenced today in Clackamas Country circuit court to 90 days in jail and three years probation.

Charity and atheism go hand in hand.

Third richest person in the world. Pledged to give 99% of his wealth to charity. Warren Buffet is good without god.
Second richest person in the world. Donated over $26 billion to charity. Bill Gates is good without god.
The wealthiest Evangellical Christian in the world has donated almost nothing his entire career, and utilizes slave labor in a diamond mine in Africa. Pat robertson is a cruel heartless man.