“Our fight in this world is not against Islam, it is against religion.” – Jim Jefferies.
“I named my cats thoughts and prayers because they are useless.”
“It takes a special kind of con artist to get rich without paying taxes by selling people an invisible product for 10% of their income that they can’t see until after they die.”
The first 30 years of Jesus life he worked as a carpenter. That means when Jesus was in his 20s he would have walked past a leper going: “Not just yet.”