Each week, millions and millions of upper middle classe American citizens put on expensive dress clothes and load themselves into SUVs and drive past homeless shelters, orphanages, prisons, missions, and halfway houses on their way to a very expensive and nice church, where somebody tells them how to be more like Jesus. That is fucking awesome, let me tell you.
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Religion: Just do whatever the Giant Asshole in the sky tells you to do.
Father? Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither. The chicken evolved from a single celled organism.
So evolution is true then?
Yes, the atheists are right about everything actually.
But that means that you can’t exist
That’s not exactly true. My name is Perry. I’m fixing your roof, remember?
I couldn’t stop laughing. People are sooo being taken advantage of.
Traci: When we let go and let God, jesus Christ and the holy Spirit, mountains and burdens are removed. Yokes are destroyed. We must hand over situations and people to the Lord. Let Him purge all things that are draining and/or slowing you down. Baggage comes in may forms. Have you handed over yours today?! I know I have and can say the peace of God is upon me for the actions taken! Praise Jesus!
Tiffany: So like this cuz. Once I let my baggage go everything has been working out for me. Walking in faith and not by sight.
Traci: Hey lil mama. Mom told me about the job OFFER!!! Congrats! I told you! Muah! Do your thang Tiffany LOL.. Oh, my bday gathering in NC is on June 5th.. will update you!
Bret: I remember being an empowered Christian and walking with God every day. I felt his love pour through me and every opportunity I had, I tried to communicate the truths of teh Bible to everyone who would listed.
Oh, how Jesus loved me!
Of course, this was over 15 years ago. Since then I have learned more about science, history, psychology and theology, to the point now that I know religion to be the most evil and poisonous human construction to have ever stained the Earth.
But if it works for you, fantastic! :o)
It’s really just can’t see how people can be thinking stuff like this. They actually believe this stuff!
Look… Little Ahmed is back from his homestay in America. I wonder if the experience has changed him for the worse..
“No” to gay marriage! “Yes” to prayer in public schools! Our founding fathers believed in God! You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands! This is the best country in the world! In god we trust!
Nope, same Little Ahmed.
Atheism: There isn’t a por of gold at the end of he rainbow either.
Religions tell us that their world view is the key to humility. Humility, to me, excludes thinking that a supernatural being created a universe 13billion light years wide so that he could test your faith and make sure you aren’t having same sex or pre-marital sex. Really? That’s what humility means to you? That’s pretty funny.
Look at this. This is the devil that religious people are frightened of. Imagine how frightened they are of the Cookie Monster. Image from the Codex Gigas.