If you can believe it, we can laugh at it!
“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.” Jeremiah 29:11
Cause being God is time consuming. He can’t be expected to save starving children when there are beauty queens who need him so much.
If your local church loses, you may have to forgive yourself
A couple of good comments:
“religion can never be a thought crime as it’s lacking one key ingredient” al3699
“how do you prosecute thought crimes? Imaginary prison?” helpmetony
Many of them honestly believe that they can bring about their horrible utopia by forcing others to comply.
Everyone knows scientists insist on using comples terminology to make it harder to True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example… sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissoves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we’d all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
Suddenly stomach acid occurs to a creationist and he melts.
Christian Morality. Guess which one the Bible’s OK with?
Fuck science; now this shit rocks!
WTF?!
Christianity. One woman’s lie about an affair that got seriously fucking out of hand.
Imagine if we started a religion every time someone lied:
The Clintonians have immaculate ejaculate.
I’ll think if more of these… promise. :)
Raptors with Rocket Launchers Riding Sharks! Where is your god now?
The Passive Aggressive of The Christ.
It’s fine! I’ll carry it!
In the beginning, man created god. There’s probably no god. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.
If everybody’s just… standin’ around…
… or sittin’…
… maybe nappin’…
If even the sports teams are just… sittin’…
or nappin’…
lokkin’ bored…
no one goes to the shows….
‘cuz the shows are borin’…
and your profs are a bunch of morons…
… or criminals…
If your school’s logo is about book-burnin’…
… and your library only has the one unburnt book…
… in a bunch of borin’ editions…
Then I’m sorry to say it…
but it looks like you’re stuck…
at a Christian university.
I know, emo Christians…
… I’d be emo too. (,_,)
Run! There’s a cartoonist on the bus!
I can’t think for myself so I put all of my faith in a book written by humans who were just as fucking misguided as I am!
http://www.xkcd.com/836/
has this sickness opened you up to looking for answers beyond science?
We’ve groped for comfort before the slings and arrows of fortune for millennia, and I begrudge nobody their sources of solace.
But science provides tools.
$100 billion a year in scientific studies and medical R and D has brought us some pretty damn powerful slings and arrows or our own.
This world is amazing, and I’m going to live to experience more of it thanks to people who refused to gracefully accept teh ineffability of reality.
I find my courage where I can, but I take my weapons from science.
because they work, bitches.
From: http://www.xkcd.com/836/
We don’t examine our beliefs, we don’t admit to error, and we don’t care what you think.
Take, Eat, For this is my body.
but not too much… if you know what’s good for your heart!
Well, not any more. Now, everyone can enjoy a happy, healthy, Holy Communion with the new wafer that not only tastes great, but has been proven to reduce the risk of heart disease by 40%!
Jesus died for our sins, so now you don’t have to!
i believe in angles
