Cause being God is time consuming. He can’t be expected to save starving children when there are beauty queens who need him so much.
Forgive Yourself
Some xians think that not thinking like them should be called a thought crime
A couple of good comments:
“religion can never be a thought crime as it’s lacking one key ingredient” al3699
“how do you prosecute thought crimes? Imaginary prison?” helpmetony
Many of them honestly believe that they can bring about their horrible utopia by forcing others to comply.
This is what happens when science education is usurped by religious education.
Suddenly stomach acid occurs to a creationist and he melts.
Christian Morality. Guess which one the Bible’s OK with?
Creationism
Robin Williams – Jesus’ Life
WTF?!
Christianity. One woman’s lie about an affair that got seriously fucking out of hand.
Imagine if we started a religion every time someone lied:
The Clintonians have immaculate ejaculate.
I’ll think if more of these… promise. :)
Raptors with Rocket Launchers Riding Sharks! Where is your god now?
The Passive Aggressive of The Christ
In the beginning…
You know you’re in a Christian University
Run! Cartoonist!
I can’t think for myself…
Illness and answers beyond science.
From: http://www.xkcd.com/836/
Truth in advertising
I can’t believe it’s not Jesus
I believe…
