Let Teresa Scanlan win Miss America or answer prayers of starving children.

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.” Jeremiah 29:11

Cause being God is time consuming.  He can’t be expected to save starving children when there are beauty queens who need him so much.

Some xians think that not thinking like them should be called a thought crime

A couple of good comments:
“religion can never be a thought crime as it’s lacking one key ingredient” al3699
“how do you prosecute thought crimes? Imaginary prison?” helpmetony

Many of them honestly believe that they can bring about their horrible utopia by forcing others to comply.

This is what happens when science education is usurped by religious education.

Everyone knows scientists insist on using comples terminology to make it harder to True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example… sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissoves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we’d all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

Suddenly stomach acid occurs to a creationist and he melts.

Christianity. One woman’s lie about an affair that got seriously fucking out of hand.

Christianity. One woman’s lie about an affair that got seriously fucking out of hand.

Imagine if we started a religion every time someone lied:

The Clintonians have immaculate ejaculate.

I’ll think if more of these… promise. :)

You know you’re in a Christian University

If everybody’s just… standin’ around…
… or sittin’…
… maybe nappin’…
If even the sports teams are just… sittin’…
or nappin’…
lokkin’ bored…

no one goes to the shows….
‘cuz the shows are borin’…

and your profs are a bunch of morons…

… or criminals…

If your school’s logo is about book-burnin’…

… and your library only has the one unburnt book…

… in a bunch of borin’ editions…

Then I’m sorry to say it…

but it looks like you’re stuck…
at a Christian university.

I know, emo Christians…

… I’d be emo too. (,_,)

Illness and answers beyond science.

http://www.xkcd.com/836/

has this sickness opened you up to looking for answers beyond science?

We’ve groped for comfort before the slings and arrows of fortune for millennia, and I begrudge nobody their sources of solace.
But science provides tools.
$100 billion a year in scientific studies and medical R and D has brought us some pretty damn powerful slings and arrows or our own.
This world is amazing, and I’m going to live to experience more of it thanks to people who refused to gracefully accept teh ineffability of reality.
I find my courage where I can, but I take my weapons from science.
because they work, bitches.

From: http://www.xkcd.com/836/

I can’t believe it’s not Jesus

Take, Eat, For this is my body.
but not too much… if you know what’s good for your heart!
Well, not any more. Now, everyone can enjoy a happy, healthy, Holy Communion with the new wafer that not only tastes great, but has been proven to reduce the risk of heart disease by 40%!

Jesus died for our sins, so now you don’t have to!