Everyone knows scientists insist on using comples terminology to make it harder to True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example… sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissoves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we’d all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
Suddenly stomach acid occurs to a creationist and he melts.
has this sickness opened you up to looking for answers beyond science?
We’ve groped for comfort before the slings and arrows of fortune for millennia, and I begrudge nobody their sources of solace.
But science provides tools.
$100 billion a year in scientific studies and medical R and D has brought us some pretty damn powerful slings and arrows or our own.
This world is amazing, and I’m going to live to experience more of it thanks to people who refused to gracefully accept teh ineffability of reality.
I find my courage where I can, but I take my weapons from science.
because they work, bitches.
Take, Eat, For this is my body.
but not too much… if you know what’s good for your heart!
Well, not any more. Now, everyone can enjoy a happy, healthy, Holy Communion with the new wafer that not only tastes great, but has been proven to reduce the risk of heart disease by 40%!
Jesus died for our sins, so now you don’t have to!