Physicists: Just because you’re not smart enough to know what the fuck they’re talking about doesn’t mean God exists.
Pastor Deacon Fred Teaches Church Members a Valuable Lesson About the Sanctity of Easter by Biting the Head off of a Bunny Rabbit
Freehold, Iowa – The Dillard Henderson family were in the middle of a lovely Stouffer’s Sunday dinner last week when a sin posse of twenty church Deacons burst into their kitchen armed with shotguns and several dozen gallons of gasoline. There was a great commotion as the Deacons demanded to know where 12-year-old Stewart Henderson was hiding his bunny rabbit, “Mr.Cottonelle Tail.”
THE idea that people could do good things without religion is a child’s fairy story, Christians have claimed.
Leading clerics have dismissed atheist philosopher AC Grayling’s ‘secular bible’ as a ‘cheap con trick designed to keep people scared by telling them they are instinctively co-operative’.
Grayling’s The Good Bookexplains why human beings are capable of being nice to each other even without the guidance of divisive, self-serving organisations that preach a moral doctrine riddled with obvious contradictions.
“In response to the uproar surrounding Terry Jones, the Florida pastor whose Koran-burning last month sparked riots in Afghanistan that have so far claimed at least 24 lives, the State Department announced today its plan to “just pack [Jones] up and ship him over there” so that fundamentalist Muslims can take out their anger on him directly.”
Source: The Onion
Thank you for requesting to have a discussion with me about this topic. Discussions are a dialog between people in which the participants are willing to alter their position if it makes sense to do so. Sometimes, people confuse “discussion” with “sermon” or “lecture”. These non-discussions are a waste of time since all parties are intractable in their existing views.
Surah Ar-Rahman (55):
37. When the sky is torn apart, so it is (like) a red rose, like ointment
38. Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny?
Humans wander around looking at things saying: “That looks like a rose” or similar.
OK, so it looks like a rose. What about the rest of the sentence. Was the sky torn apart?
This didn’t happen in the sky, this happened in space. In what way is it like ointment.