Month: August 2011
Christianity in a nutshell
You really think that splashing magic water on Stuey will keep him out of hell?
Watch that kind of talk or you’ll get your heathen head smacked.
Well that’s very Christian. Believe what I say or I’ll hurt you.
Now you’re getting it.
Finger Banged by Jesus
They actually believe this sh!t.
Bible Code Revealed
Militant Atheist?
WTF is a Fundamentalist Atheist, FFS?
Blah God Blah
Er… OK
or
Blah God Blah
Prove it
Are you a tolerable, tolerant atheist?
Or an intolerable, dogmatic, assertive, fundamentalist, militant atheist?
What the hell is a militant atheist?
As you new chair, I’ll be starting today’s meeting with a prayer.
Umm… I’m not religious so I’ll just go grab another cup of coffee.
Is he always so militant?
Splitter!
BRIAN: Are you the Judean People’s Front?
REG: Fuck off!
BRIAN: What?
REG: Judean People’s Front. We’re the People’s Front of Judea! Judean People’s Front. Cawk.
FRANCIS: Wankers.
BRIAN: Can I… join your group?
REG: No. Piss off.
BRIAN: I didn’t want to sell this stuff. It’s only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.
PEOPLE’S FRONT OF JUDEA: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.
REG: Stumm.
JUDITH: Are you sure?
BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.
REG: Listen. If you wanted to join the P.F.J., you’d have to really hate the Romans.
BRIAN: I do!
REG: Oh, yeah? How much?
BRIAN: A lot!
REG: Right. You’re in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People’s Front.
P.F.J.: Yeah…
JUDITH: Splitters.
P.F.J.: Splitters…
FRANCIS: And the Judean Popular People’s Front.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters…
LORETTA: And the People’s Front of Judea.
P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters…
REG: What?
LORETTA: The People’s Front of Judea. Splitters.
REG: We’re the People’s Front of Judea!
LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.
REG: People’s Front! C-huh.
FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?
REG: He’s over there.
P.F.J.: Splitter!