I wish I could say that this is Poe but I suspect, especially
given the illogical responses in the Hermione post, that this level of
reasoning is what we can expect.
It’d be a strawman argument, if it only had a brain.
Twain
Love Thy Neighbor
Blu-Ray player for prayer.
Happiness…
Islam’s attitude towards women.
I can do all things…
Reasoning: you’re doing it wrong.
Living with a demon…
Sexy Sexy Brian Cox
Edit 2 Oct 2012
Brian Cox and Robin Ince record a science podcast for the BBC.
The Infinite Monkey Cage: BBC
Thor Hates Leprechauns
*Assumes the existence of Thor and Leprechauns
Why was there then only one set of footprints?
Plants? Magic-god-dude probably just made more plants… or somethin’
Dinosaurs, genetics, evolutionists, Darwin and Dawkins are Satanic.
The Straw Man Bird Cage Argument
Atheists lack a belief in god/s. The rest of this shit is just made up by theists. It reflects their illogical thought patterns, not mine.
Adam and Eve’s belly button’s are artistic licence.
I would go a little farther and place all religious texts in the artistic licence category.
J. K. Rowling
Theists! This is how much sense your beliefs make to me…
For A nunny mouse:
Basement cat’s evil plans unfold.
Basement Cat, the enemy of Ceiling Cat: http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Basement_Cat
Public opinion is the only difference.
Why science, reason and critical thinking should be taught at school.
This is how absurd I find the beliefs of theists…
… just go one god further.
Haley speaks for all women?
End of the world or hooray for Oreos
