Why is it 2008 if the world is “millions of years old”?

21 Facts that Evolutionists CAN’T ANSWER!
#10 If the world is “millions of years old” why is it only 2008?

I wish I could say that this is Poe but I suspect, especially
given the illogical responses in the Hermione post, that this level of
reasoning is what we can expect.
It’d be a strawman argument, if it only had a brain.

Blu-Ray player for prayer.

blueray player for prayer

Original ad:
Help me! I’m in desperate need of a Blu-ray player. I don’t have a lot of money so if you want to give me one for free, that woudl be great. In return I will say many prayers for you! Please e-mail me @ &&&&&&&&&&&&@verizon.net


Hey there,
I have an old Blu-Ray player I don’t use anymore. Are you interested?


Yes I am very much interested! What brand is the player and is it free?


It is a Samsung player, and whether it is free or not depends on you… how many prayers are we talking about here?


I will say many prayers for you!


Yeah, I got that. Specifically, how many prayers? This Blu-Ray player wasn’t cheap. I’m thinking, 50 Our Fathers and 50 Hail Marys every day for a year. Does that sound good?


Mike, the quantity of prayers is not important – it is the sincerity and power of the prayer that matters. I will be genuinely thankful and show this through my prayers!


Sorry, but I’m not settling for anything less than 50 Our Fathers and 50 Hail Marys per day. The last guy I have my plasma TV to have me that “sincere prayer” crap but I don’t it worked at all. My wife’s breasts still aren’t bigger and my lottery tickets still aren’t winning. The only thing that matters is the amount of prayers that you say. It is your choice; 100 prayers a day or no Blu-Ray player. Mike


I think you are misunderstanding the purpose of prayer. Surely you can’t expect me to say that many prayers – it would take all day!


I’m willing to cut you a deal, Cathy. I’ll only ask for 50 prayers a day, but in return you have to comesay grace whenever I eat dinner. I’ll accept you saying grace for me over the phone if I happen to be eating at a drive-thru fast food place.
I’ll also throw in my copy of “Drag Me to Hell” on Blu-Ray.

Please stop. You are being preposterous


My apologies. I guess you are right. I am asking for a bit too much.

Islam’s attitude towards women.

Muslim Guy:
For everyone who thinks Islam was spread by a sword. Do you actually believe that?
It’s a common complaint among non-Muslims that Islam would not have millions of adherents all over the world if it had not been spread by the sword. Islam means peace. We don’t wish harm and nor do we seek to disrespect anyone.
Sometimes force is used to maintain peace and harmony, like police who use force against criminals and anti-social elements to maintain peace in the country. Islam promotes peace and at the same time, Islam exhorts its followers to fight where there is oppression and injustice. In Islam foce can only be used to promote peace and justice!

Someone else:
Or when you fear arrogance from your wives.

Surah 4:34: Men are in charge of women by [right of] what Allah has given one over the other and what they spend [for maintenance] from their wealth. So righteous women are devoutly obedient, guarding in [the husband’s] absence what Allah would have them guard. but those [wives] from whom you fear arrogance -[first] advise them; [then if they persist], forsake them in bed; and [finally], strike them.

Force is cool then, too?

Muslim Guy:
4:34 starts by establishing that precedent. The beginning states: men are “superior”, men have “authority”, men are “in charge”, etc. Muhammad (PBUH) placed the man over the wife; he is her custodian and she obeys him. Then the Quran proceeds to lay out their respective roles, then lists a progression of steps to be followed when dealing with a rebellious wife:
Admonish them: The husband is to verbally admonish her.
Send them to beds apart: If that fails the husband is to sexually desert his wife.
Beat them: If both measures above fail the husband is commanded to beat his wife.
And if still that doesn’t work: Divorce.
Force in this case, your wife doesn’t listen to you ect. What would you do to regain obedience? But do not hit to such an extent where you break her apart. No! never that.

Someone Else:
So you think you’re perfectly justified to verbally admonish, sexually desert, and then beat your wife if she’s disobedient?
Here’s a crazy idea: your wife is a human being, and need not be obedient to anyone.

Muslim Guy:
Obay so what’s the point in marriage? What’s the point of having a wife if she’s not going to listen to you? She’s useless. Leave it like that.

Someone Else:
… WOW.
Thanks for the screenshot.

I can do all things…

Behky E…

“Philippians 4:13 “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” The reason why I got a plain cross and not an elegant one is because the cross represents death, its how they used to kill people and make them suffer and there’s nothing elegant about that. I chose that scripture as a reminder of when things get tough in life and I feel like I can’t do it anymore, I know that God gives me strength so anything is possible <3. Erik Leviticus 19:28: "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the lord." I can do all things... Except reat the bible I insist that everyone must follow or be burned in hell forever.

Dinosaurs, genetics, evolutionists, Darwin and Dawkins are Satanic.

Don’t tell me I am the only person sensible enough to know not to believe in dinosaurs or genetics. Many Christians are smart enough to know that evolution is a lie, but what they do not know is that dinosaur and genetics were invented by the wame evolutionists who want to fight Christ by spreading a lie. Dinosaurs and genetics were created in order to corroborate the lie of evolution.

If you know the Bible, you will know that dinosaurs obviously could not have existed. The dinosaur “fossils” were just sculpted by Satan and his followers like Darwin and Dawkins in order to deceive us.

You May say that he leviathans were dinosaurs; however, that is complete baloney. leviathans were just large and had tails; that does not mean that they were dinosaurs. According to evolutionists, there were small dinosaurs and flying dinosaurs as well, so the leviathan idea is out.

Leviathans are not dinosaurs because Leviathans are Biblical creatures, while “dinosaurs” are just creatures fabricated by Darwin to support the demonic Satanic religion (NOT theory) of evolution.

Please, if you are a Christian, join with me in the fight against the teaching of dinosaurs and genetics in schools.

The Straw Man Bird Cage Argument

The bird cage argument.
A normal unadulterated person, who has to indoctrination, will look at this empty bird cage and contemplate the cage was built with ‘purpose’ in mind. They will understand thatt his cage was built with a pre-associated goal because the proposed function of the cage exhibits ‘design’.

On the other hand, we have atheists. Who, although observing the exact same cage, will conclude that not only does the cage have no purpose, but the cage is also self governing and at some distant past time, managed to create iteslf.

Atheists lack a belief in god/s. The rest of this shit is just made up by theists.  It reflects their illogical thought patterns, not mine.

Adam and Eve’s belly button’s are artistic licence.

You know what’s funny? Paintings of Adam and Eve where they both have belly buttons. think about it…… Take as much time as you need.

Okay how about we stop contemplating unimportant issues. Adam and Eve having belly buttons. Artistic License. Its not like this is a Polaroid picture. People act like the picture must be real because the picture is really old. The person who drew it drew it based ont e human form they know. Adam could of been back, even could of been asian and had a caucasian baby. Why? Because of God allows it… then we need to shut up and accept it. =/

I would go a little farther and place all religious texts in the artistic licence category.

J. K. Rowling

The Potter books in general are a prolonged argument for tolerance, a prolonged plea for the end of bigotry, and I think it’s on of the reasons that some people don’t like the books, but I think that it’s a very healthy message to pass on to younger people that you should question authority and you should not assume that the establishment or the press tells you all the truth. JK Rowling

Public opinion is the only difference.

Religions and Cults: A Comparison.
Religions – Mainstream acceptance
Practice rites, rituals and ceremonies
Dogmatic adherence to myths
Supernatural or deistic beliefs
Veneration of sacred symbols
System of moral laws or doctrines
Sacred ideology
Reverence to spiritual leaders
Cults – Mainstream repudiation.

… just go one god further.

… Venus, Vishnu, Xipe, Yam, Ymir or Zues.
OK… so you believe in only one out of the 100 gods in our survey…
I’ll put you down as 99% atheist.

Dead gods: Aa, Aah, Abil Addu, Addu, Adeona, Adjassou-Linguetor, Adjinakou, Adya Houn’tò, Agassou, Agé, Agwé, Ahijah, Ahti, Aizen Myō-ō, Ajisukitakahikone, Ak Ana, Aken , Aker , Äkräs, Aku, Allatu, Altjira, Amano-Iwato, Ame-no-Koyane, Am-heh, Amihan, Amon-Re, Amun, Amurru, Anapel, Anath, Andjety, Anhur, Anit, Anu, Anubis, Apsu, Arianrod, Ash , Ashtoreth, Assur, Astarte, Aten, Atum, Ayida-Weddo, Ayizan, Azaka Medeh, Azaka-Tonnerre, Azumi-no-isora, Baal, Bacalou, Badessy, Bagadjimbiri, Bahloo, Baiame, Bakunawa, Bamapana, Banaitja, Ba-Pef, Baron Cimetière, Baron La Croix, Baron Samedi, Barraiya, Bata , Bathala, Bau, Beltis, Beltu, Belus, Bernardo Carpio, Bes, Biamie, Bilé, Binbeal, Boli Shah, Bossou Ashadeh, Budai, Budai, Bugady Musun, Bugid Y Aiba, Bunjil, Cai Shen, Ceros, Chenti-cheti, Chi You, Chimata-No-Kami, Chun Kwan, Cihang Zhenren, City god, Clermeil, Congo (loa), Consus, Cronos, Cunina, Dagan, Dagda, Dagon, Daikokuten, Damballa, Dan Petro, Dan Wédo, Dauke, Dea Dia, Dhakhan, Diable Tonnere, Diana of Ephesus, Diejuste, Dimmer, Dinclinsin, Dragon King, Dragon King of the East Sea, Duamutef, Dumu-zi-abzu, Ea, Ebisu, Edulia, El, Elali, Elder Zhang Guo, Elum, Engurra, Enki, Enma, En-Mersi, Enurestu, Erlang Shen, Erzulie, Ezili Dantor, Fan Kuai, Fei Lian, Feng Bo, Four sons of Horus, Fu Lu Shou, Fu Xi, Fūjin, Fukurokuju, Furrina, Futsunushi, Gasan lil, Gasan-abzu, Goibniu, Gong Gong, Govannon, Gran Maître, Grand Bois, Guan Yu, Guangchengzi, Gunfled, Gwydion, Hachiman, Hadad, Hakudo Maru, Han Xiang, Hapi, Hapy, Heka , Hemen, Hermanubis, Hermes , Heryshaf, Hoderi, Hongjun Laozu, Hoori, Horus, Houyi, Huang Feihu, Hung Shing, Iah, Ibong Adarna, Iku-Turso, Ilmatar, Ilmatar, Imhotep, Imset, Iron-Crutch Li, Isis, Istar, Isum, Iuno Lucina, Izanagi, Jade Emperor, Jar’Edo Wens, Ji Gong, Julana, Jumala, Jupiter, Juroujin, Kaawan, Kagu-tsuchi, Kalfu, Kalma, Kara Khan, Karora, Kerridwen, Khaltesh-Anki, Khepri, Khnum, Khonsu, Kidili, Kini’je, Kitchen God, Kneph, Kōjin, Ksitigarbha, Kui Xing, Kuk, Kumakatok, Kuski-banda, Kuu, Ku’urkil, Lagas, Lan Caihe, Lei Gong, Leizhenzi, Lempo, Ler, Li Jing , L’inglesou, Llaw Gyffes, Lleu, Loco (loa), Lü Dongbin, Lugal-Amarada, Maahes, Ma-banba-anna, Mademoiselle Charlotte, Maîtresse Délai, Maîtresse Hounon’gon, Maman Brigitte, Mamaragan, Mami, Mamlambo, Manawyddan, Mandulis, Mangar-kunjer-kunja, Marassa Jumeaux, Marduk, Maria Cacao, Maria Makiling, Maria Sinukuan, Marinette, Mars, Marzin, Matet boat, Mayari, Mbaba Mwana Waresa, Meditrina, Mehen, Melek, Memetona, Menthu, Merodach, Mider, Mielikki, Min , Molech, Mombu, Morrigu, Mounanchou, Mulu-hursang, Mu-ul-lil, Muzha , Na Tuk Kong, Nana Buluku, Naunet, Nebo, Nehebkau, Nergal, Nezha , Nga, Nin, Ninib, Ninigi-no-Mikoto, Nin-lil-la, Nin-man, Nio, Nirig, Ni-zu, Njirana, Nogomain, Nuada Argetlam, Numakulla, Num-Torum, Nusku, Nu’tenut, Nyyrikki, Odin, Ogma, Ogoun, Ogoun, Ogyrvan, Ohoyamatsumi, Ōkuninushi, Omoikane (Shinto), Ops, Osiris, Pa-cha, Pangu, Papa Legba, Peko, Perkele, Persephone, Petbe, Pie (loa), Pluto, Potina, Ptah, Pugu, Pundjel, Pwyll, Qarradu, Qebehsenuef, Qin Shubao, Qingxu Daode Zhenjun, Ra, Raijin, Randeng Daoren, Rauni , Resheph, Rigantona, Robigus, Royal Uncle Cao, Ryūjin, Saa, Sahi, Samas, Sarutahiko, Saturn, Sebek, Seker, Serapis, Sesmu, Shakpana, Shalem, Shangdi, Shango, Sharrab, Shen , Shennong, Shezmu, Shina-Tsu-Hiko, Simbi, Sin, Sirtumu, Sobek, Sobkou, Sōjōbō, Sokk-mimi, Sopdu, Sousson-Pannan, Statilinus, Suijin, Suiren, Suqamunu, Susanoo, Tagd, Taiyi Zhenren, Tala, Tam Kung, Tammuz, Tapio, Tenenet, Tengu, Tenjin, Theban Triad, Thoth, Ti Jean Quinto, Ti Malice, Tian, Ti-Jean Petro, Tilmun, Todote, Toko’yoto, Tomam, Tu Di Gong, Tu Er Shen, Tuonetar, Tuoni, Ubargisi, Ubilulu, U-dimmer-an-kia, Ueras, Ugayafukiaezu, U-ki, Ukko, UKqili, Umai, U-Mersi, Umvelinqangi, Ungud, Unkulunkulu, Ura-gala, U-sab-sib, Usiququmadevu, U-Tin-dir-ki, U-urugal, Vaisravana, Vaticanus, Vediovis, Vellamo, Venus, Vesta, Wadj-wer, Wen Zhong , Weneg, Wenshu Guangfa Tianzun, Wepwawet, Werethekau, Wollunqua, Wong Tai Sin, Wuluwaid, Xargi, Xaya Iccita, Xevioso, Xuan Wu , Yama, Yau, Yemaja, Youchao, Yuanshi Tianzun, Yuchi Jingde, Yunzhongzi, Zagaga, Zaraqu, Zer-panitu, Zhang Guifang, Zheng Lun, Zhongli Quan, Zhu Rong , Zonget.