Maher

When you elect Mitt, you’re not just electing him; you’re electing every right-wing nut he’s pandered to in the last 10 years. If the Mittmobile does roll into Washington, it’ll be towing behind it the whole anti-intellectual, anti-science freak show: the abstinence obsessives, the flat-earthers, homeschoolers, the holy warriors, the anti-women social Neanderthals, the closeted homosexuals, and every end-timer who sees the Virgin Mary in the grass over the septic tank.” Bill Maher. Real Time with Bill Maher. October 26, 2012

Rights

I believe they shouldn’t have the same rights as me!
It goes against the natural order of things!
And their radical agenda will ruin families, society and America!
Besides, the good book says it’s immoral for them to behave this way!
So, we pass state laws to stop them, but to no avail!
And now the president’s position seems to be evolving!
“1919 Woodrow Wilson now supports women’s right to vote.”

Liking doesn’t do anything…

You know what’s really freaking irritating? The fact that there are pictures out there of terribly sick kids and some idiots think that just by “liking” the picture, they’re making a difference. No, bitches you’re not. Wanna help those kids out? Take a moment to cross yourself, and pray to GOD (not “facebook) for their health and well being. Liking a page on Facebook ain’t gonna do shit…

Mormon missionary positions

While the first amendment clearly states that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,” many Americans are concerned about the potential change in White House administration this November, and what it would mean for marriage equality. As a Mormon, Mitt Romney is openly against same-sex marriage and remains “committed to making sure that we reinforce the institution of marriage in this country by insisting that all states have a right to have marriage as defined as between a man and a woman.”

More sexy Mormon fun?

Farewell to Faith

Jackie, William and Rachel each came from religious homes. So what made them question, and ultimately reject, the belief systems of their childhood? We let them explain…in their own words.

These interviews were filmed at the 2012 Ascent of Atheism Conference in Denver, Colorado. Special thanks to the Atheist Alliance of America for providing the venue. http://atheistallianceamerica.org/

 

Jackie, William and Rachel each came from religious homes. So what made them question, and ultimately reject, the belief systems of their childhood? We let them explain…in their own words.

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We can’t legalize gay marriage because that is unnatural.
No! Long life milk. That is unnatural. Two people loving each other is natural.

We can’t legalize gay marriage because it will undermine the institution of marriage.
No. The institution of marriage is undermined by married people fucking people they’re not married to.

Lev 20:13 if a man sleeps with a man as with a woman they are an abomination.

The religion jokes start at 2 minutes.

Jesus vs Prometheus (actual Prometheus, not the rubbish movie)

That’s prometheus, the guy who gave the secret of fire to mortals. Doing so really pissed-off Zeus, so Zeus shackled Prometheus to the side of a cliff. Each day an eagle would swoop down, rip him open and devour his liver.
Every night Zeus would heal him so it could happen again the next day. This went on every day for a few centuries.

Slippery Slope fallacy at work.

Same sex marriage will obviously lead to people marrying animals.
It will also lead to group marriages where three or more individuals will want to marry each other.
Soon people will demand the right to marry things such as rocks or trees or caves.
Then people will fall in love with mountains, forests and rivers, and want to marry them.
This will lead to persons wanting to marry landscapes and entire ecosystems including vast herds or buffalo or wildebeest..
.. which will lead to the ultimate disaster: humans falling in love with the earth and wanting to live in peace with it ’til death they do part.

Eeeep!

It’s odd that the word ‘atheist’ even exists. I don’t play golf, is there a word for non-golf players? Do they gather and strategize? I can’t do that. I can’t gather around and talk about how much everybody in the room doesn’t believe in god. Neil deGrasse Tyson