The death of a sun every second! Our glimmer of life is part of the Big Bang’s destructive explosion. We are lucky enough to have lived this one life. Isn’t this one, marvelous life enough? No! theists cry. They want another life and will gamble this one life hoping despite the evidence that we will get another.
I’d rather listen to Fry than any of you straight theist shit-heads any day.
The Earth, The Sun and the Centre of the Gallaxy align every 21 December.
So to summarise: just be nice to each other.
Except for anyone who doesn’t believe the exact same shit as you, obviously.
… and that’s why you should never believe shit written in old books.
Don’t believe in evolution? Is global warning a hoax? Think the Big Bang is imaginary? Know that science is bullshit? Put your money where your mouth is. Go Amish.
Saying you don’t believe in magic, but you do believe in God, is like saying you don’t have sex with animals, except dogs.
All ideas that enter the public sphere should be open to scrutiny and criticism. To exempt one is to give it an undeserved special place amongst subjects. I for one will not accept the comfort of the few to limit the lives of the many yet to come.
“If a believer demands that I, as a nonbeliever, observe his taboos in the public domain, he is not asking for my respect, but for my submission.
Thou shalt not mess with women’s reproductive rights. Fallopians 4.28
Oops! Now some of you have to pluck your eye out. Sorry about that.
Jesus said – if you look lustfully at a woman – you have already committed adultery in your heart. If you have done this – pluck out your eye and throw it way – if you have touched her, cut off your hand. Matthew 5:27-30
Fundamentalist Christians want America to be a country that has:
. Deep reverence for God
. A faith based government
. Extremely strict limitations on abortion
. marriage strictly defined as man and woman
. homosexuality illegal and punishable
. all schools focused on religious education
. a culture that enforces preconceived roles for men, women and children
Such countries already exist. Iran, for example.
They are an evangelical protestant church which uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights.
They have threatened to close tens of thousands of New York soup kitches if they are forced to adhere to civil rights laws when dealing with gay employees.
They spend you money lobbying governments to prevent LGBT rights legislation.
Please research a charity before giving. Consider Doctors Without Borders or Amnesty International.
It all makes sense now: gay marriage legalized on the same day as marijuana makes perfect biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13 “A man who lays with another man should be stoned.” Our interpretation has just been wrong for all these years. Katie Stephens
The total number of stars in the Universe is larger than all the grains of sand of all the beaches of the planet Earth.
So intelligent that there are more than 4000 genetic diseases…
If atheism were true, why do cats have pretty stripes on them?
So I get back to Earth and they’ve put all these crosses everywhere and I’l like what the fuck…
You think if JFK comes back he wants to see fucking sniper rifles everywhere?
I suspect that this is the best thinking that we can expect from people disabled by theism.