Pope Hire Service

Pontiff
$ Excellent + benefits
Rome based with some international travel.
Our leading international client in the faith sector are urgently seeking a highly credulous and experienced spiritual leader to lead the organisation backward into the Dark Ages.
Would suit dogmatic individual with a flair for ignoring empirical evidence. Any experience covering up sexual abuse scandals would be highly desirable.

Homophobic and misogynistic applicants welcome.
Bullet-proof Ice Cream Van, Silly Hat and Red Slippers supplied.
May be required to work some weekends and bank holidays. Fallible candidates need not apply.

The Holy See is NOT an Equal Opportunites Employer.

We ran out of plates.

We ran out of plates.

This can possibly be the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book as a plate knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespctful.

It’s sad that people are so full of anger when it comes to religion, that they would rather post photos like this that deal with their hostilities in a more appropriate way.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of NOT BEING ABLE TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK.

I could understand people getting upset if I used there bible to microwave pizza but I can do what ever I want with my bible.

Jim Rigby

Ten things I wish the church knew about homosexuality.
1. if Jesus did not mention a subject, it cannot be essential to his teachings
2. you are not being persecuted when prevented from persecuting others.
3. truth isn’t a win that gets better with age. It’s more like manna you must recognize wherever you are and whoever you are with.
4. you cannot call it “special rights” when someone asks for the same rights you have.
5. it is no longer your personal religious view if you’re bothering someone else.
6. marriage is a civil ceremony, which means it’s a civil right.
7. If how someone stimulates the public nerve has become a needle in you moral compass, you are the one who is lost.
8. to condemn homosexuality, you must use parts of the Bible you don’t yourself obey. Anyone who obeyed every part of Leviticus would rightly be put in prison.
9. if we do not do the right thing in our day, our grandchildren will look at us with the same embarrassment we look at racist grandparents.
10. when Jesus forbade judging, that included you.