If you can believe it, we can laugh at it!
I’m so worried about the results of my STD test.
I really hope I don’t have anything, I just want to be able to rest easy!
All I want to know is that everything is okay. I just wish that God would give me a sign.
Don’t fuck this guy.
is prevalent throughout human history, all over the world, and in the other species on our planet.
It is not going to stop, the sexuality of our and other species does not work that way.
Skepticism is my nature. Freethought is my methodology. Agnosticism is my conclusion. Atheism is my opinion. Humanitarianism is my motivation.
Does jim jefferies really need explaining :D
Why are you atheists so rude about religion?
How does religion do any harm?
Why can’t you just let people believe what they want?
Well I’ll see you later. I’m off to go vote against gay marriage because the Bible says it’s immoral.
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Hi, I’m St. Valentine. I was brutally beaten and beheaded in the year 269AD. I just wanted to thank you for remembering me on this day of romantic love. Enjoy your dinner.
If Atheists are so bad, then how come AtheistZilla never attacked Tokyo but GodZilla did? Atheists:1 – Christians:0.
Pope Jack IX
Just in time for the new Star Wars films to be filmed.
Burkas: Because a collar and leash are not degrading enough.
A friend is forever banging on about burkas being the choice of the wearer. I say it’s a choice between wearing a sack or being shunned or punished. This is a choice that men don’t have to make. Doesn’t sound like much of a choice to me.
One is often told that it is a very wrong thing to attack religion, because religion makes men virtuous. So I am told; I have not noticed it.
Outted as a hypocrite.
The old testament doesn’t apply unless of course we say it applies then the part we say applies does apply but the bad stuff you mention doesn’t apply because of jesus
When fundamentalists filter the abhorrent parts of their holy books out, they are using their innate morality, the one they deny evolved.
We ran out of plates.
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This can possibly be the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book as a plate knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespctful.
It’s sad that people are so full of anger when it comes to religion, that they would rather post photos like this that deal with their hostilities in a more appropriate way.
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I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of NOT BEING ABLE TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK.
I could understand people getting upset if I used there bible to microwave pizza but I can do what ever I want with my bible.
Ten things I wish the church knew about homosexuality.
1. if Jesus did not mention a subject, it cannot be essential to his teachings
2. you are not being persecuted when prevented from persecuting others.
3. truth isn’t a win that gets better with age. It’s more like manna you must recognize wherever you are and whoever you are with.
4. you cannot call it “special rights” when someone asks for the same rights you have.
5. it is no longer your personal religious view if you’re bothering someone else.
6. marriage is a civil ceremony, which means it’s a civil right.
7. If how someone stimulates the public nerve has become a needle in you moral compass, you are the one who is lost.
8. to condemn homosexuality, you must use parts of the Bible you don’t yourself obey. Anyone who obeyed every part of Leviticus would rightly be put in prison.
9. if we do not do the right thing in our day, our grandchildren will look at us with the same embarrassment we look at racist grandparents.
10. when Jesus forbade judging, that included you.
It’s now very common to hear people say, ‘I’m rather offended by that’, as if that gives them certain rights. It’s actually nothing more that a whine. ‘I find that offensive.’ It has not meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. ‘I am offended by that.’ Well, so fucking what.
