If you can believe it, we can laugh at it!
As someone from Hawai`i, I’d like to point out that Lono is actually a pretty cool guy. He is a god of fertility, music and peace. There was a fesival in his honor called the “Makahiki” which lasted four months, during which war and unecessary work was forbidden and everyone just danced, feasted, and played sports.
TL;DR Lono is a much better fictional character to worship than Yaweh
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