Why God never received a PHD

Why God never received a PHD
. He has only one major publication and it’s in Old Hebrew
. His work has no references and it was not published in a peer-reviewed journal
. Academic scholars constantly question the book’s source and authorship
. He often threatens to smite those who support any of his colleague’s work
. He created the world ages ago, but his recent work was never as impressive
. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results
. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects
. When his experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning his subjects
. He expelled his first two students for trying to learn on their own
. He rarely came to class and just told students to read the book
. Many students swear he had his son teach the class
. His office hours are infrequent and are held on a mountain to in the desert
. Although he only gave 10 assignments, most of his students still fail

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