I am The Great Bergoglio! I need TP for my popehole!
The Catholic church’s history of saying “homosexuality is a sin” is partly responsible for thousands of youth suicides a year. This – in my opinion – is hate speech.
Mere lack of evidence, of course, is no reason to denounce a theory. Look at intelligent design. The fact that it is bollocks hasn’t stopped a good many people from believing in it.
AIDS is just retribution for improper sexual conduct. Mother Teresa
It’s odd that the word ‘atheist’ even exists. I don’t play golf, is there a word for non-golf players? Do they gather and strategize? I can’t do that. I can’t gather around and talk about how much everybody in the room doesn’t believe in god. Neil deGrasse Tyson
Saying someone shouldn’t be gay because it’s against your religion makes as much sense as saying someone shouldn’t eat a donut because you’re on a diet.
No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
If you think that this was created by a single flood over the period of a few days…
You are a fucking idiot, and I have no respect for you.
I don’t want to believe. I want to know. Carl Sagan
It’s odd that the word ‘atheist’ even exists. I don’t play gold, is there a word for non-golf players? Do they gather and strategize? I can’t do that. I can’t gather around and talk about how much everybody in the room doesn’t believe in God. Neil deGrasse Tyson
I don’t play golf either. I don’t even care that my friends play golf, no matter how dumb the game is. Live and let live is what I say.
I just get kind of pissed off when golfers:
. demand that high school gym classes be converted into golf classes
. claim that only golfers should be allowed to hold public office
. tell me I’m not a good parent because I don’t send my kid to golf class
. take away people’s access to medical treatment for non-golf-related sports injuries
. indoctrinate children into a life of golf and tell them that all other sports are immoral and shouldn’t even be tried
. use it as a justification to launch wars against other golf leagues
. port the official golf rule book in public buildings and court houses
. shun people and disown family members who don’t like to play golf
. and for fuck’s sake, why don’t golf clubs have to pay tax?
The point is, maybe if golfers would shut the fuck up and stop trying to force their game on the rest of society, the minority of people who don’t play gold might not be so touchy about this stuff.
The bible should be one sheet of paper and on that sheet of paper it should say: Try not to be a cunt.
Look at me! I’m a messiah (wags).
Bill Nye (the Science Guy), Neil deGrasse Tyson, Fred Rogers, Carl Sagan, Bob Ross
Some men just want to watch the world learn
After the earth dies, some 5 billion years from now, after it’s burned to a crisp, or even swallowed by the Sun, there will be other worlds and stars and galaxies coming into being band they will know nothing of a place once called Earth. Carl Sagan
Creationists think that the entire universe was created 22000 years after prehistoric Germans invented sex toys.