The Closet Cases That Fan The Flames Of Russian Homophobia / Queerty

The loudest voices of hatred always seem to come from behind the closet door. What better way to throw people off the scent by attacking your own kind? So it’s not surprising, according to a high-profile theologian, that the Russian Orthodox Church has a gay mafia that might well put the Vatican’s to shame.

via The Closet Cases That Fan The Flames Of Russian Homophobia / Queerty.

America’s First Openly Pastafarian Politician Sworn Into Office

Schaeffer drew many side glances for his unusual decision to wear a colander to his swearing in on Friday.  The colander, or pasta strainer, is the traditional headgear of Pastafarians.

America’s First Openly Pastafarian Politician Sworn Into Office.

 

OBSERVER Photo by Greg Fox

OBSERVER Photo by Greg Fox

Observer Article.

Does this sound familiar?

Do not curse god
Do not scorn god
Do not abandon your parents
Do not commit murder
Do not defile the wife of man
Do not steal
Do not bear false witness
Don not defraud the humble man of his property.

The “Commandments” are taken from teh Egyptian “Book of the Dead” written centuries before the story of Moses and his encounter with “God”.

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Tool: Opiate

Lyrics

Choices always were a problem for you
What you need is someone strong to guide you

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow
What you need is someone strong to guide you…
Like me
Like me
Like me
Like me

If you want to get your soul to heaven
Trust in me, now don’t you judge or question
You are broken now, but faith can heal you
Just do everything i tell you to do

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow
What you need is someone strong to guide you
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow
Let me lay my holy hand a, hand upon you

My god’s will
Becomes me
When he speaks
He speaks through me
He has needs
Like i do
We both want
To rape you

Jesus christ, why don’t you come save my life, now
Open my eyes, blind me with your light, now
Jesus christ, why don’t you come save my life, now
Open my eyes, blind me with your lies, now

If you want to get your soul to heaven
Trust in me, now don’t you judge or question
You are broken now, but faith can heal you
Just do everything i tell you to do
Jesus christ, why don’t you come save my life, now
Open my eyes, blind me with your light, now
Jesus christ, why don’t you come save my life, now
Open my eyes, blind me with your lies, now

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow
Let me lay my holy hand a, hand upon you

My god’s will
Becomes me
When he speaks
He speaks through me
He has needs
Like i do
We both want
To rape you!

[long pause]

I had a friend once,
he took some acid,
now he thinks he’s a fire engine

It’s ok,
until he pisses on your lighter,
kinda smells,
kinda cool,
kinda funny anyway

satan.
satan.
satan.
satan.
satan.

I had a friend once,
he took some ecstasy,
tried to marry me,
and everyone in the room.

He was sorta loving,
kinda caring,
kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy.

It got a bit messy,
all over the curtains,
armchair covers,
throw pillows,
and carpeting.

getting bored,
I’m getting bored,
getting bored,
I’m getting bored,
getting bored,
I’m getting bored,
getting bored,
I’m getting bored!

Hinn

I am anointed through the god of miracles, through whom nothing is impossible. Be healed.
So, then why are you in a ‘Vegas stadium instead of travelling from hospital to hospital?

Clear a whole hospital ward and the hospital would give you thousands of dollars.  With that you could feed the poor.  That’d be a little more like what the Jesus character in that book you’re always banging on about would do.

Maybe he’s like The Greatest American Hero, maybe he lost his instruction book after he was anointed… maybe?

Marilyn Manson

Gradually, I began to resent Christian school and doubt everything I was told. It became clear that the suffering they were praying to be released from was a suffering the had imposed on themselves – and now us. The beast they lived in fear of was really themselves: It was man, not some mythological demon that was going to destroy man in the end. And this beast had been created out of their fear. Marilyn Manson