Each week, millions and millions of upper middle classe American citizens put on expensive dress clothes and load themselves into SUVs and drive past homeless shelters, orphanages, prisons, missions, and halfway houses on their way to a very expensive and nice church, where somebody tells them how to be more like Jesus. That is fucking awesome, let me tell you.

It’s True

Father? Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither. The chicken evolved from a single celled organism.
So evolution is true then?
Yes, the atheists are right about everything actually.
But that means that you can’t exist
That’s not exactly true. My name is Perry. I’m fixing your roof, remember?

From FreeThoughtPedia

Little Ahmed visits America

Look… Little Ahmed is back from his homestay in America. I wonder if the experience has changed him for the worse..
“No” to gay marriage! “Yes” to prayer in public schools! Our founding fathers believed in God! You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands! This is the best country in the world! In god we trust!
Nope, same Little Ahmed.