Pope Hire Service

$ Excellent + benefits
Rome based with some international travel.
Our leading international client in the faith sector are urgently seeking a highly credulous and experienced spiritual leader to lead the organisation backward into the Dark Ages.
Would suit dogmatic individual with a flair for ignoring empirical evidence. Any experience covering up sexual abuse scandals would be highly desirable.

Homophobic and misogynistic applicants welcome.
Bullet-proof Ice Cream Van, Silly Hat and Red Slippers supplied.
May be required to work some weekends and bank holidays. Fallible candidates need not apply.

The Holy See is NOT an Equal Opportunites Employer.